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A Must Read! Bike Man Buried Alive In Onitcha. Reason Will Shock You

Notwithstanding my phone was taken from me in broad day light and I was deprived of connectivity for more than a month, I still don’t think this was the best way to mete out punishment on him, even if he was the ‘culprit’. I’ve heard lots about ‘Jungle Justice’, but on

SHORT STORY: Sweet Sour Times – Chima Rachael Judith

Title: Sweet Sour Times 

Genre: prose (Short story) 

Author: Chima Rachael Judith 

Edited by Saka D’boss Junior

Wow! See The Touching Story A Man Wrote To Felicitate His Brother’s Birthday

I’ve seen different kinds of felicitations rendered in writing… But I must say really , I’ve never seen one as touchy as this. The writer in this piece captured the bad haps that surrounded the birth of the celebrant… How the mother lost six kids before his birth and so on. Little wonder the writer gave it that title:

“AN ONLY PALM FRUIT DOES NOT GET LOST IN THE FIRE: CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF A DESTINED KID BROTHER-NNAJI AKACHUKWU NNAJI”.

THE WAHALA SUITE; (A Comedy Skit-1): COLOUR WAHALA. Written by: HRL SAKA DBOSZ JUNIOR

Two years ago Mr. A. N. Alum, a chartered Accountant with an oil services firm based in Eleme, Rivers State of Nigeria became a beneficiary of a United Kingdom Post Graduate Scholarship scheme for staff of the company.

Finally it was time to leave in search of the Golden Fleece. The man reluctantly left his twenty five – year old, dark skinned beautiful wife of eight months behind. So after praying with her for good health and all that is good, he travelled out of the country.

As it happened, Mrs. R. N. Alum, a fashion designer happened to be one of those who will key into any fag of the day without a thought. She is a die-hard fan of the Nigerian beauty scene and a chronic follower of Nollywood.

Madam had noticed how all the dark skinned celebrities she knew on the home video scene called Nollywood, female television personalities, video Vixens, models, up-comings and pretenders had over-night turned into white skinned painted dolls. Also there is the fear that oga, currently in the midst of white ladies had developed white taste. For our dear sister, delay is dangerous and It was time to act.

Not one to sit back and watch, she keyed into to the creed. With a good measure of beauty tricks she turned hundred percent white. That is minus that little bom-bom track hidden in the under pant. No magic can bleach that divide.

Two years quickly passed and on the morning of her husband’s arrival after his sojourn, she upped her game beating Julius Berger to the act of painting.

Oya na ooo, madam come land the Port Harcourt International Airport, Omuagwa. Soon oga’s flight touched down. She sighted him as he alighted from the plane and relaxed on confirmation that he had not acquired a foreign wife.

The moment he cleared with customs and all related agencies at the airport she ran to him; expecting a hug from her returning boo.

MADAM: (Excitedly calling out to him) Darling, so good to see you. Welcome back to naija.

OGA: (He looked hard at her). I wonder why you looked familiar. The features are like somebody I know but I never had a white woman.

MADAM: (In panic) Andy it’s me your darling, faithful wife Rita. Remember our wedding ring. Look at mine (she said showing him the ring) and I can see your own too.

OGA: (Looking bemused). Funny, so funny; woman who are you? Can you please leave before my wife comes here and embarrass you?

MADAM (In desperation): Andy

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